![]() Witch Hunt is just Jarrett and three other interchangeable old white guys yanking each other off over the great Russia Hoax while attempting, unsuccessfully, to appear sober. Speaking of Trumpy the Clown (oh, for the day we never will again), author Greg Jarrett ’s Witch Hunt is a panel-talk version of his not-at-all-hyperbolically-titled book, Witch Hunt: The Story of the Greatest Mass Delusion in American Political History. He’s also a “Christian” who got a network producer pregnant during an extramarital affair, which should qualify him for a real Fox News show. Trump suck-up Hegseth has to settle for Boomer-bait Untold: Patriots Revealed because he’s an Army vet. In the race to the bottom to determine the dumbest fuckwit in the Fox News stable, sentient haircut Pete Hegseth barely edges out upright stool sample Jesse Waters -at least Waters has his own show on Fox News proper. Untold: Patriots Revealed with Pete Hegseth Aside from immaculate backward-baseball-cap modeling, there’s no evidence Tyrus has the skills to carry his own show, so Nuff Said is nothing more than featherweight “interviews” with no female co-host to sexually harass (allegedly-nuff said). Prior to inexplicably becoming a floating Fox News fixture, hulking Tyrus was a pro wrestler and bodyguard to Snoop Dogg -all of which has prepared him to be the network’s go-to Black Guy Perspective, apparently. Just because you’re an Instagram-ready Millennial doesn’t mean you can’t be a raging racist (Black Lives Matter: “Meet the new KKK”), a lousy orator (Lahren’s speed-chirping makes Ben Shapiro sound like Thanos) or just straight-up trash. Like most Fox News talking heads, Tomi Lahren claims to be a “commentator, not a journalist.” Unlike the others, she’s spoken out in favor of abortion rights and same-sex marriage-that’s the end of the positive qualities list. ![]() ![]() Here are nine Fox Nation shows to be cognizant of when Gramps goes off on a “Mexican hordes are flowing through the border and voting for Demoncrats and turning the malt shops into recreational heroin dispensaries!” (or some unhinged variation) rant. He’s been watching Fox Nation for a year thanks to that nice young fella from Best Buy who set up his “interweb TV,” and he’s absorbed a whole new bullshit stream. You need to know about it because, with COVID-19 lockdown restrictions lifting thanks to Bill Gates ’ satanic microchip injections, you’ll be visiting Grandpa soon. So, you’re aware of the 24/7 cable cancer that is Fox News, but did you know there’s a streaming TV outlet for ‘Merican deplorables to actually pay extra for even more of that delusional Fox News “entertainment”? It’s called Fox Nation, where it’s 1955 forever. As readers of a leftist propaganda cannon like SLUG, we’re probably in agreement here. Alternate-reality escapism for Boomer twat waffles.
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